February 2012
ericboreman:
will.i.was
crocodilecunter:
what if instead of alzheimers when you get old, you develop a disease where you start like bill cosBIDDOO DOB BOO DIP DAb
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
Weight Loss Tip
textposter:
To shed those few stubborn pounds, amputate a limb.
“You cut up a thing that’s alive and beautiful to find out how it’s alive and why...”
– Clive Barker (via klonazepam)
textposter:
Overweight Person Breathing (Dubstep Remix)
Romance Tip
textposter:
Need a gift— and quick? Consider severing your own ear.
If I was hot my followers would talk to me.
boys: dude i've fucked like 20 girls
everyone: whoa bro get some
girls: i've had sex with like 5 guys
everyone: you fucking slut
me: one time i hugged a tree at camp
1 tag
I wish I didn’t feel so ugly all the time.
أنا طائر غريب، لكنني لست حتى الطيور، وهذا أغرب جزء.
“I’m a strange bird, but I’m not even a bird, and that’s the strangest part.”
مآ أجمّل أنْ تصمتْ .. فيْ ؤجهْ منْ ينتظرْ منِك الخِصَام .. ! وما أجمل أنْ تضحك فيْ وجهْ منْ يُنتظرْ منك البكـاءْ ..!
How beautiful is it to stay silent When someone expects you to be enraged from them. And how beautiful it is to laugh When someone thinks you are going to shed tears.
